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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Michael Billington, Hannah J Davies, Phil Daoust, Lyndsey Winship, Adrian Searle Arifa Akbar, Dave Simpson

Punched, insulted and excoriated in song … our critics on the artists who hit back

‘A silly voice and a few good songs’ … Tim Minchin in 2005, the year of the offending one-star review.
‘A silly voice and a few good songs’ … Tim Minchin in 2005, the year of the offending one-star review. Photograph: The AGE/Fairfax Media/Getty Images

‘He urged me to “cease my foul pork scratchings”’

I was biffed on the head by David Storey in 1976 after describing his play Mother’s Day as “a stinker”. But that rankled less than sustained verbal assaults by Jonathan Miller late in his career. He once sent me a New Year’s Day card urging me to cease my “foul pork scratchings” and told an interviewer that ideally directors should be reviewed by their peers rather than “nonentities like Michael Billington”. Better a Storey thump than a Miller moan. Michael Billington

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