Adrian Chiles is spot-on objecting to the “twisting” of favourite foodstuffs (Cheddar and stout?! Salted caramel?! This messing with hot cross buns has to stop, 16 February). Fortunately not everyone is taken in. My boss bought a box of prosecco and strawberry flavour porridge sachets for everyone in the office to celebrate Valentine’s Day this week. They haven’t been touched.
Matthew Newman
Leeds
• You report that Labour are to promise more neighbourhood police officers “like Catherine Cawood” (15 February). Sergeant Cawood is a fictitious character who spends most of her professional life sorting out the traumatic chaos in her complicated personal life and only turns up for an hour a week. That’s just what we need.
Toby Wood
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire