Deluded Priti Patel is sending out Christmas cards in which she sits on top of a tree as a fairy magicking up deportations.
A caricature of the former Home Secretary shows her waving her wand over baubles inscribed with areas she pledged to improve or implement, including “Law and Order”, “Beating Crime Plan” and recruiting “20,000 more police”.
In a bizarre detail, her beloved ally Boris Johnson sits at the bottom of the tree as a bare-footed gooey-eyed toddler playing with a present.
