NEVER GO BACK
When Frank Lampard was spotted at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday watching Chelsea and Liverpool play out a game that resembled 22 drunks indiscriminately swinging haymakers at each other in a pub car park, only a couple of hacks put two and two together and came up with four. Whether these gentlemen of the press were genuinely “in the know”, or engaging in the kind of ludicrous speculation that earned them the tsunami of ridicule that arrived soon after they published stories announcing Lampard’s possible return to the Chelsea helm on an interim basis, they have every right to feel extremely smug on Thursday.