GOING TO THE MATCH … 2023
The Fiver didn’t get where it is today planning things well in advance. Why, just this afternoon we’d sat through a 13-minute Gary O’Neil press conference on YouTube with a view to writing some biting satire about tonight’s match between West Ham and the Bournemouth side he remains in caretaker charge of through his third prime minister, only for the arrival of an email in our inbox to prompt the kind of U-turn to rival those of the most self-serving Tory lickspittles in the past 24 hours.