Waterproofs packed? Rucksack the weight of a 12-year-old boy? Browning apple slices in a Ziploc bag? Forced smile in place?
Stop, rewind, this isn’t that type of walking holiday. When I hiked six sections of the Fisherman’s Trail in Portugal, instead of downpours, soggy sandwiches and blisters, I found spring sunshine, welcoming locals and fantastic food and wine.