He fitted the bill as a dozy driver in every sense. Motorway cops found a man sleeping in his car on the hard shoulder.
They discovered he had chosen the cheap - and highly dangerous - option for parking when collecting a friend from Manchester Airport.
Greater Manchester Police tweeted a picture of the driver having kip behind the wheel. They added the caption: "If you’re picking someone up from @ManchesterAirp, go to the allocated parking areas. Don’t do what this driver did!