SANTA has paused his flexitarian diet in order to achieve the requisite level of rotundness. The recruitment process is under way to find the turbo-charged Usain Bolts of the reindeer world. And Jeff Bezos is offering thousands of short-term contracts to leave brown boxes on doorsteps in the rain for 12 quid an hour.
Yes, Christmas is around the corner – and for Scotland’s theatres, that means the opportunity to welcome some of the biggest audiences of the year.