I am now closer to 40 than I am 30, and I’m closer to 50 than I am 25. Coming to the realizatoin that I’m no longer in the highly coveted 18-34 demographic is something that I never even thought about until the past year or so, but now It’s starting to cause what some would call a “midlife crisis.”
Recently, when I was in the midst of another one of my existential crises, my wife and I put the kids down for the bed, popped open a fresh basket of laundry, and looked for a new show to watch while worked our way through countless pairs of Underoos, swimsuits, and toddler clothes that were originally in the “donation” box before every article of clothing became one giant mosh pit of stains and comic book characters.
