Have you ever been watching football on TV and think to yourself, the only thing that could possibly make this experience better is the image of Peter Crouch lifting Mark Clattenburg up high into the sky in a move reminiscent to 'Dirty Dancing?'
Well you're in luck, because the good folks at Paddy Power have turned this fantasy into reality with their newest 'love football intimately' advertisement celebrating the beginning of the new Premier League season.
The advert, which is meant to celebrate the unheralded incidents that brings football fans to their knees or has them crying out in ecstasy, puts Peter Crouch in situations we've all dreamt of him being in. Crouchy half naked 'American Beauty' style in a bathtub with his modesty being covered by a litany of red cards? Check.