It's a tale as old as time. You and your partner are on your first romantic break away and realising the Spring of your love is fleeting and to be treasured, decide to go all out on a luxury hotel room.
From the kind flight attendant at the airport check-in desk to the warm welcome that awaits you in the hotel lobby, everything is going perfectly.
That is, until you swing open your room door to discover that you will be spending the next fortnight going to the toilet mere feet from one another, with no bathroom door - meaning absolutely no privacy.
