
Our long national nightmare is over. Our Cabinet Office works. Our Kingdom is a government of laws and not of party animals. Ok, not quite.
The Metropolitan Police’s investigation into partygate is over. It has issued 126 fixed penalty notices in total, referring to 83 individuals. That means that some people were fined more than once, including at least one person who accumulated an impressive five. For some reason, Scotland Yard has also provided a gender breakdown.