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Papa Jokes: UK Survey Reveals Top 20 Cheesiest Dad Jokes

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The best dad jokes of all time have been revealed with ‘This graveyard looks crowded – people must be dying to get in’ – being the most amusing.

A poll of 2,000 UK-based adults has found what they consider to be the top 20 cheesiest gags fathers like to inflict on anyone they can.

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