I'll be the first person to admit that my computer simulated Super Bowl predictions haven't been all that accurate. Despite predicting multiple raccoon attacks in Super Bowl LV, there were none (reported). Tom Brady didn't dunk a bowling ball through a basketball hoop in 2019's Super Bowl despite my computer projecting that he would, several times, on a field covered with banana peels. And in 2022 I predicted there wouldn't be a Super Bowl (because I forgot to do a simulation). But rumor has it, there was one??? Whatever.
This year I can state with confidence that my computer modeling is definitely on the ball—and that ball is round and silver because I'm using a football-themed pinball machine to predict the 2024 Super Bowl. Even better, I'm using a computer simulation of a football-themed pinball machine called Touchdown Pinball to simulate the Super Bowl. That's two simulations! It simply can't be wrong.
