It’s fair to say I ordered my takeaway from Oriental Express with a little trepidation.
Not because the food is said to be bad. In fact, quite the opposite - it has got great reviews on JustEat. It’s the owner who scared me. She hit fame last year for her savage responses to criticism from disgruntled customers.
In one brutal message to a customer who claimed their order had been 'totally ruined', Oriental Express owner Alice Cheung said: “The food was fresh and perfectly cooked. We are good but mind reading the stupid is not one of our skills.” Ouch.
