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Michael Di Iorio

Opportunists Rise Up! Multiple Dildos Have Been Littered On A Road In Sydney’s Inner West

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It looks like a myriad, nay, a plethora of plastic cocks have been mysteriously scattered across the M4 off-ramp near NSW’s Parramatta road. I have many questions. Firstly, who’s the mysterious person that’s now down ten dildos? Secondly, are these products still on the road? I want to collect them… so that nobody gets hurt, of course. Friends, it looks like nature is healing. Dildos have finally returned to the wild and are running free. News of the faux peens that were left on the road first appeared on the Inner West Sydney Street Bounty Facebook page. Most Aussie areas have one, this just happens to be the one that I’m a part of. Yes, this means I could have accessed the primo products (which aren’t fkn cheap these days) if I was quick enough. Alas, according to folks in the Facebook group, the dildos weren’t there for long. “Fastest road clean up I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t there just 10mins later,” one Facebook user wrote. There’s only one pic of the dildos that’s been posted, so if you wanna see some schlong, squint your eyes. PEDESTRIAN.TV has reached out for more info on this intriguing mystery.
dildos on the street
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

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