
What? Whaaat?
I’m not watching Strictly, but like you, I couldn’t avoid Gropegate. So I had to find out what the fuss was about in order to pronounce on this supposed scandal, after which a dance professional, Katya Jones, 35, and her partner, voice of GoCompare Wynne Evans, 52, had been on a grovelling apology tour and almost committed hara kiri on a chat show sofa, so ashamed and contrite were they about what had happened.