
Who will buy the Telegraph? I’m going to admit that there was a time when I wouldn’t care.
Ah, the fact you do so now, suggests that as you’ve got older, you’ve joined that great drift to the Right, that, in keeping with my middle-aged spread refusing to budge I’m drawn to the land where middle-class comforts are not only allowed but encouraged, where police officers must be restored to the beat, rafts of migrants in the Channel should be repelled, those on benefits have to learn to stand on their own two feet.