
I just got back from Glastonbury 2025, where I saw some truly heinous things: mounds of human faeces reaching the rim of compostable toilets, swathes of urine-soaked grass, Slowthai in the VIP area, the list goes on.
It was a welcome return... until I boarded the bus to work this morning to be met with another heinous sight. A woman with her bare feet pressed against the seats. That’s right! She had her dogs out, on show, with the soles leaning against the seat in front of her.