Picture it, if Scotland’s Cambo oil field is drilled, we can sit in our pants in our toasty homes, unencumbered by crippling fuel poverty.
Billions in taxes from Shell will rain down on the poor of this land, as united we cry: “ Putin, shove your oil back up your pipe.”
This is the dream, Shell and its PR cronies will be selling us now the energy giant is “reconsidering” its decision to pull out of the Cambo oilfield development off Shetland.