A thick and girthy “polar surge” is primed and ready to fuck the shit out of the southmost parts of our country. Get ready you horndogs, it’s about to get wet.
According to Sky News Weather’s incredibly horny graph, some icy weather is coming to flurry Australia’s south and sprinkle some slushy liquids onto our unsuspecting heads. Hey, as long as Queen Australia is getting hers, who am I to complain?
While the polar surge is positively drilling into Australia like there’s no tomorrow, it is predicted we will receive some heavy rain, damaging wind and even some fkn snow.
The southern parts of Western Australia and most of South Australia are expected to the lashed the hardest with some watery days. Meanwhile, a couple of harsh winds are expected to blow right through Tasmania.
NSW and Victoria may feel the full throttle of the polar surge with some hail and thunder, but it isn’t likely.
“This is a big one,” said Sky News Weather’s MeteorologistTom Saunders
