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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

‘Now, where was I?’ Lord Big Dave dusts off old contacts book to return to top table

Rishi Sunak David Cameron Andrew Mitchell Esther McVey Greensill Jeremy Hunt John Crace Marina Hyde
David Cameron at his first cabinet meeting as foreign secretary.
‘Right. Let’s get started.’ David Cameron at his first cabinet meeting as foreign secretary. Photograph: Kin Cheung/PA

The alarm went off at 7.45am. Big Dave eased himself out of bed. For the first time in months, he caught himself smiling. Today was going to be a good day. For the last seven years he had felt somewhat aimless. Drifting towards futility. Sure, he had money. What former prime minister didn’t? Though he was only a jobbing millionaire.

Shame Greensill had gone bust before he could cash in his share options. But all he tended to do these days was potter out to the shepherd’s hut and browse the John Lewis website.

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