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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
National
Helen Pidd North of England editor

‘No one knew anything’: rail passenger’s 11-hour London to Edinburgh odyssey

James Nokise Edinburgh London Preston Avanti Avanti West Coast
An Avanti West Coast train
Avanti West Coast said: ‘We fully understand the frustrations of those customers whose journeys were affected, and we are extremely sorry for this.’ Photograph: Luciana Guerra/PA

There are many ways to cope with a rail journey from hell. Some raid the onboard shop for mini bottles of wine; others forge new friendships amid the misery. The really unlucky ones end up urinating in empty Pringles pots, or climbing over 2-metre high fences (complete with spikes) when they arrive so late that the station has been closed.

But when the comedian James Nokise found himself on an 11-hour odyssey between London and Edinburgh on Monday night, he live-tweeted the misery.

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