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Joshua Wolens

No MMO will ever have graphics as good as the text MUDs I played for years

Harvey Randall
A skeletal warrior stands holding a two-handed sword, wearing bulky black plate armour.

My friends, you've been had. You've been suckered. A cabal of sirens has made you stupefied and susceptible, bearing impressive names like Unreal Engine 5, Unity, Anvil, Snowdrop. These are distractions: dark paths to divert you from the true way. You don't need nanite-rendered leaves or dappled evening sunlight rendered with lumen. Look away. Look away!

Terminally Online

This is Terminally Online: PC Gamer's very own MMORPG column, and I am not Harvey Randall, your usual author. I'm Joshua Wolens, filling in for Harvey this week with a lot of wistful, misty-eyed old-man musings about the glory of the MUDs of yore.

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