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Marina Hyde

No drive, no spine, very little vision: even science can’t explain the creatures clinging on to Johnson

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak in the cabinet room at No 10 on Johnson's birthday, 19 June 2020.
Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak in the cabinet room at No 10 on Johnson's birthday, 19 June 2020. Photograph: Getty Images

For followers of British politics, this week was probably best understood in terms of quantum physics. For the past six months, the prime minister and his cabinet explained that they couldn’t comment on the Partygate scandal because they were waiting for the Sue Gray report. Then, the very day that report was published, they explained it was in the past now and it was time to move on.

I know what you’re thinking: then WHEN?! When was the permitted moment to get some actual accountability?! Well, scientists estimate there were four picoseconds of liminal time on Wednesday when lawbreaking by lawmakers was an appropriate subject on which to challenge said lawmakers. It was hoped some challengers would be able to enter this witching moment without getting drawn into a black hole, and somehow extend the moment to try to work out what the hell the answers were.

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