A poster begging to collect a nightmare cat that "refuses to leave" after it was "flung over a fence" has left people in stitches.
The leaflet, emblazoned with the words "come get your f***ing cat", says the pet has already eaten a bird and urinated on a £3000 sofa set.
It warns that if the cat isn't collected within a week, it will be "thrown into a nearby pit".
