
Between David Cameron’s return to the cabinet table and Nigel Farage once more spouting about “European greed” on our television sets, you’d be forgiven for thinking we’ve somehow landed back in 2016. All that’s missing is Nick Clegg screwing over university students and Ed Balls busting moves on the Strictly dance floor.
Just as he did back then, the so-called “Mr Brexit” has been working the British public. Instead of using traditional campaign methods this time, however, he’s opted to go on I’m a Celebrity – because, in light of Matt Hancock’s redemption tour last year, what better way to curry favour and secure national treasure status than to eat camel penis on primetime TV?