Right, here’s a question to get the grey matter clanking and grinding into life on a Tuesday morning. Have you ever heard of Takanakuy?
No, it’s not the name of one of the Egyptian mummies recently removed from the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum – what a wonderful palaver that’s become, eh? – but is in fact an ancient Peruvian tradition which helps wipe a variety of slates clean using the calm, measured diplomacy of physical violence.