Welcome to the power rankings. If you’re still coming down from the absolute psychoactive experience that was Jets-Bills, here’s a warm glass of tea and a comfortable bed to lie down in while your head stops spinning.
Most of the time, I’d tell someone coming off a trip this bad that it was all in your head. Sometimes when we ingest strange substances, we see and hear things that are not of this world. Colors. People. Creatures. Talking inanimate objects. But, my friend, everything you just witnessed at MetLife Stadium on Monday night was completely real.
