Unfortunately, I am cursed to almost never miss an opportunity to reference the step aerobics belter that is the Cha Cha Slide. The return of Newegg's lottery system, Newegg Shuffle, not only heralds the imminent release of the Nvidia GeForce RTX 5070 and RTX 5070 Ti, but also fulfils the conditions of my curse—now everybody clap your hands.
Sliding right out of that reference to a school disco classic, Newegg Shuffle was last in effect during the pandemic for the similarly in-demand RTX 30-series of Nvidia cards. Well, the more things change, the more they stay the same; this time around the Newegg Shuffle still only means you're signing up for a chance to buy a full-price piece of graphics hardware.
