Excuse me while I recover from a heart flutter. I mean what were the odds given that Newcastle United have put everyone through the emotional wringer all season.
There seemed more chance of spotting Lord Lucan riding Shergar down Barrack Road with Howard Hughes hitching a lift and a Dodo trotting along amiably behind them!
Leeds United 0 Newcastle United 1. Read it and weep you Yorkshire lads and lasses. Read it and blink you Geordies.