United used to be orphans unloved by football's purists and living under a rigid regime of suppression. Now the Terrible Twins lead a family that is storming the barricades of the Premier League.
Six games played in the month of October have brought five wins and a draw at Manchester United. Sixteen goals scored and only three conceded.
Leading the charge are goal plunderers Callum Wilson and Miggy Almiron, as popular a double act as Ant and Dec, Morecambe and Wise, fish and chips. Wilson's two in front of admiring England boss Gareth Southgate made it six goals in nine appearances for him. Another sublime Almiron curler brought his total to seven in 13.