Ali Martin’s match report
The run-rate of 4.40 per over is the highest in Test history for a series of more than one game. Faster than England v Pakistan in 2022-23, faster than India v South Africa in 1992-93 – and look how exciting that was.
We can’t top a statgasm like that so it’s time to wrap things up. Thanks for your company and emails throughout a flawed but richly enjoyable, high-octane series.
The last word goes to the sexiest camel of them all, Tim Southee.
Firstly, thank you Sir Richard [Hadlee, who gave a speech in tribute to Southee] for such kind words. Congratulations to England on a series win; as always it was played in a great spirit. I’ve really enjoyed playing against them over the years.
I’d like to thank a few people. Firstly New Zealand Cricket for everything you’ve done over the last 17 years; it’s been much appreciated.
Family: Mum and Dad, Brya and the kids. They’re the ones who are with you for the ride, they see the ups and downs and I appreciate everything they’ve done for me over the years.
Teammates: this group of guys made the ride so much more enjoyable, as did all the other players I’ve played with. I’ve loved every minute. A number of the support staff as well. [His voice is starting to crack now.]
Finally I’d like to thank the fans. It’s always great to turn out in front of numbers and this week has been really special. Thank you. I look forward to watching on a fan now, and all the best boys.