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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

New year, new Keir: if only politicians would resolve to keep quiet in January

Keir Starmer and health workers at Epsom hospital
Keir Starmer explaining his health plans at Epsom hospital on the first day of the parliamentary session. Photograph: Leon Neal/PA

Don’t you just hate this time of year? The promise of Christmas giving way to the bleak reality of January. Cold mornings fading to grey by mid-afternoon. Nothing to look forward to except filling in your tax return. Hunkering down and praying to wake up some time in April.

And then there’s the resolutions. Those empty, mindless promises you feel obliged to make. Frankly, no one cares whether you stay off the booze for a few months. Or go cold turkey on the chocs. It’s no big deal. Do what you like. Just don’t bother the rest of us with your neuroses. The time for giving is well and truly over. We might have been interested at Christmas, but come the first week of January it’s every person for themselves.

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