On Thursday, Josh Harris officially wrested control of the Washington Commanders away from low effort Scooby-Doo villain Dan Snyder. It was a triumphant moment for most parties involved.
Long suffering Washington fans shot up a one-finger goodbye to an owner who was responsible for more Congressional investigations into his franchise (three) than playoff wins (two). Commanders employees breathed a sigh of relief after casting Snyder, architect of a prolifically toxic workplace and little else, out to sea. And Harris got to purchase the team he grew up cheering for at the low, low cost of just over $6 billion.
