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But the rather better news for Aussie darts in the middle of a so far underwhelming world championships for the green-and-gold flingers is that the boom sport is going to have its own Australia-based Premier League next year.
The UK-based Professional Darts Council (PDC) has announced the ANZ Premier League will be played in October and November in eight arenas across Australia and New Zealand, with a place in next year's world championships on offer to the winner.