
Bears general manager Ryan Poles had been in the Matt Eberflus business for something like five minutes before introducing the brand-new coach to reporters Monday as his “brother.”
More like oh, brother, right? Poles and Eberflus are brothers in much the same way that you and the contractor remodeling your bathroom are brothers. It’s all love until you’ve lost a few games in a row or had to shower one too many times at your filthy neighbor’s, and then all you can think about is getting back to life without each other.