PS: there were – and you can say this in a Begbie voice if you want - 16 yellow cards. And that’s just the players; at least one of Argentina’s coaching team was also booked.
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After that weirdly wonderful game, it’s time for a lie-down. Thanks for all your emails tonight; it was so frantic towards the end that I had to shut my inbox in the interests of sanity-preservation. I’ll leave you with Ben Fisher’s report from the Lusail Stadium. Goodnight!