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Maisie Lillywhite

Naked Attraction: Bristolian finds 'soulmate' after crude pasty joke

An online content creator from Bristol may have found her "soulmate" on Channel 4's Naked Attraction after ditching a mystery man who made a crude joke about her vagina. Alannah, 24, joined presenter Anna Richardson in the studio in today's episode of the show (April 26) for a spot of dating in reverse.

Alannah was on the hunt for "the one" after being single for four months. "I need somebody that can be my best friend sitting at home with me watching TV, eating junk food and just living our best lives together," she told viewers.

Describing the physicalities of her dream man, Alannah revealed that she was a "sucker for a dad bod", being proud of her own "curvy girl" physique. As for their personality, the singleton was on the hunt for someone "fluent in the language of love".

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"A love language is something that really makes you tick in a relationship," Alannah explained. "There are five different love languages: gift giving, quality time, acts of service, words of affirmation, physical touch.

"I love a man that will hold my hand in public, just anything that really shows they care about me and they wanna be close to me. Naked Attraction, help me find my dad bod that speaks the same love language as me."

Dan's joke did not sit well with Alannah (Channel 4)

As she met with Anna in the studio, Alannah revealed that she was single because she felt as though she hadn't "found the right guy yet". She was then introduced to six coloured boxes, all of which contained six naked men with physical characteristics that she finds attractive.

With more and more of the men's bodies revealed with each round, Alannah shared that she was a "big fan" of body hair and feet, and complimented the nose of the stranger in the green box. Towards the end of her time on the show, Alannah listened to the voices of the men, with green sounding "posh".

Yellow, 23-year-old Dan, a tyre technician from Cornwall, had an unusual compliment for Alannah: "You're beautiful and I hope your pasty tastes as good as the ones I have at home."

Alannah burst out laughing as she told Anna: "I mean, it's never been described as a pasty before."

The presenter then told her to pick one man to send home. Unfortunately, Dan's pasty quip didn't exactly land well with Alannah, despite his "deep" and "manly" voice. "I wish I could choose you all," she said, scanning the line-up.

"Yellow... because he just called my vagina a pasty."

As Dan walked through the arch of shame and out of the studio, it was time for Alannah to take her kit off as she caught up with Green - Tom - and Orange - Connor. She ultimately picked Tom, confessing that she was surprised at her own decision as he "didn't fit into my usual type".

The pair went on a date in Manchester, getting to know each other over cocktails. "I think a kiss might be on the cards," Alannah divulged to the cameras. "You might have just found me my soulmate."

Alannah and Tom spilled all about their date a few weeks later (Channel 4)

Three weeks after they kissed in a cocktail bar, Alannah and Tom reunited in front of the cameras, with Alannah sharing her initial worries that they "wouldn't have anything in common". "We do have an awful lot in common," she said.

"Yeah, we do," Tom agreed. "A lot of taking the p***, which was nice - drinks were flowing."

When one of the producers asked the pair how their night ended, Alannah turned to Tom as she revealed: "We definitely ended the night with a bang, didn't we? And in the morning too."

Alannah and Tom had kept in regular contact following their date, messaging "every other day". They also agreed that there was potential for a long-term relationship, with Alannah adding: "Yeah, things are going great.

"I'm really enjoying your company, so watch this space."

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