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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Séamas O’Reilly

My two-year-old daughter suddenly finds she has to sort

Now where does this one go? A little girl contemplates her filing options.
Now where does this one go? A little girl contemplates her filing options. Photograph: Jacek Makowicz/Alamy

The subject appears calm. Her earlier burst of energy now forgotten, she moves among her vast collection, thumbing its contents one by one, in the manner of someone scrying a goat’s innards. The nature of her system eludes us, but any questions we have are irrelevant. She trusts it, and that’s all that matters.

At some point in every child’s life, a developmental shift occurs. I refer not to the wonders of speech or motion, nor the slow dawning realisations of empathy or mirroring. I mean that period – in my daughter’s case, now, shortly before her second birthday – when they become a tiny little weirdo sorting every single object in your house.

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