You ever tried a dish called ‘chicken ding’? It’s basically chicken cooked in the microwave…
I’m guessing Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain wouldn’t understand that honking old joke as - hold on to your Findus lasagne, folks - she has NEVER used a microwave oven! (Unlike my favourite US comic Steven Wright who claims he put instant coffee in his microwave and went back in time…)
I love my microwave - I use it to make the best scrambled eggs in the world, bar none - but, as someone with a (cough) healthy appetite, I’m ashamed to admit I keep looking through the wee glass door and shouting: “HURRY UP!” Tragic, eh?
