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Buckingham Palace, which will be familiar to regular readers of My London because so many celebrities say ‘Buckingham Palace’ when they’re asked which building in London they would like to buy and live in. Just to be clear, that isn’t happening. You really wouldn’t want to live here anyway, believe us — you can’t get the staff nowadays. Although we will say that whenever we relieve ourselves, it tends to get cleaned up promptly. And using a velvet poop bag, too, not one of those hideous biodegradable ones that commoners probably have to deal with.
