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My least favourite game: our writers pick out their worst football matches

Left to right: Argentina's Lionel Messi and Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo lead their teams out for their friendly at Old Trafford; a glum looking Sweden fan; and Beckham on for Beckham at a charity game.
Left to right: Argentina's Lionel Messi and Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo lead their teams out for their friendly at Old Trafford; a glum looking Sweden fan; and Beckham on for Beckham at a charity game. Composite: Reuters; PA Images/Alamy; Offside/Getty Images

Hull 0-0 Blackburn, Premier League (Dec 2009)

The last train back from Hull to London leaves at about 6.20pm. Sitting in the KC Stadium media lounge on a chilly night, I was unaware of this. And so, despite a headlong dash to the station, I missed it. This was an age before hotels had been invented, and in any case I was new to this business and unwilling to test the company expense account. So I took a train to Doncaster, marched straight to the bus station, and waited. And waited some more. Until 4am in fact, when a National Express coach to London finally rolled in. I finally arrived home at 9am. The game? Hull 0-0 Blackburn. Phil Brown moaned about the referee. Sam Allardyce chastised one of his players for not going down in the area. I wrote 300 words. It’s a ridiculous job, really. Jonathan Liew

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