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D. Watkins

My case against meatloaf

Of all the things you can do with your life, why eat meatloaf? –– Beyoncé (or maybe Oprah).

Okay, okay, so neither Beyoncé nor Oprah actually said that. However, if either the queen of music or the queen of interviews was presented with a fresh plate of thinly-sliced gourmet meatloaf composed of the highest quality beef, I am very sure something similar to my fake quote will dance around in their heads. In addition to the fact that "gourmet meatloaf" is an oxymoron. Saying gourmet meatloaf, it's kind of like saying gourmet SPAM or gourmet Cheerios.

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