
A private school in Ballarat has swung a metaphorical axe into the hearts and hairs of its student by banning mullets. An absolute knife in the back of Australian sartorial culture, if you ask me.
St Patrick’s School recently added the mullet to its list of “extreme hairstyles” as part of its new 2022 uniform policy. Justice for the Spacey Jane and Tame Impala TikTok boys of Ballarat! Let them listen to Triple J and wear Birkenstocks in peace!