THEY’RE SAYING BOO-UYBACK CLAUSE
Rarely has The Fiver’s departure from previous employers been met with anything other than cheers and a small card signed by four people. On one occasion there was an awkward moment when we refused to hug a suit at a leaving do, too. The transfer window is another time for awkward goodbyes, when history is rewritten because a player decides to leave their club. Said player then goes from being a fan favourite to one of the worst signings in history, once it is rumoured they may be fluttering their eyelashes at other sides.