With 43 home runs and a 1.006 OPS, Matt Olson is in the midst of a potential NL MVP campaign for the league-leading Atlanta Braves. It’s a bonus, then, that the 29-year-old first baseman happens to be a conventionally attractive man, too.
That is, at least, according to the MLB TikTok.
On Tuesday, the official account shared a video featuring various clips of Olson strutting around with a saxophone and smooth jazz suggestively playing in the background. The implication is easy to understand: Either the runners of MLB’s TikTok account seem to think Olson is (justifiably) a dreamboat, or they’re just playing into the minds of fans who (justifiably) think Olson is a dreamboat.
Or both. It can be both.
Whatever the case may be, the weirdly erotic Olson video also included the caption “more like Gyatt Olson” with a “hot face, tongue out” emoji. If you’re not familiar with young person slang, dearest reader, have no fear. Neither am I! According to impeccable source Urban Dictionary, “gyatt” is a shortened form of “goddamn.”
So, the MLB account posted, in essence, “Goddamn Olson.” Mhm, sure, this all adds up.
Bro please tell me why the OFFICIAL @MLB TikTok account is thirsting for Matt Olson 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dX2BkuNrtC
— Clayton (@BravesClayton) August 15, 2023
Again, they’re not exactly wrong. Olson does look like an attractive human being who happens to be a star baseball player. It’s just a tad odd that an official MLB platform would play into it with a mood-setting saxophone and silly Gen Z slang about hotness.
Well, it’s giving the people what they want.
This was how Twitter reacted
The smooth jazz over it I’m crying https://t.co/Fb3ETOZKWs
— colleen 🏳️🌈 (@cmmcguire) August 15, 2023
because they know what the people want https://t.co/qaDgQMmtpI
— lex • fan acc (@bloopyszn) August 16, 2023
If you AREN'T thirsting for Matt Olson, please explain yourself. https://t.co/cdi0jh6m5S
— Sara🍦😎 (@heysaraaaaa) August 16, 2023
The music is taking me OUT https://t.co/tH6qkPZ3zs
— Elaine Day (@elaine_day) August 16, 2023
i am on joe burrow tiktok but i’m hoping now to be on this side https://t.co/ZttTkqXdJQ
— a.b. (@atbatautumn) August 16, 2023
I’m loving the Matt Olson Propaganda https://t.co/Du2n8sfknK
— Kristin (@kristinbroadway) August 15, 2023
I might be more concerned if it wasn't happening https://t.co/c18uL3BUVV
— Whitey (@Whitey_83) August 16, 2023
Absolutely dying after hearing the smooth jazz track that accompanied this video https://t.co/v8gxkg9hHy
— Maureen Roe (@MaureenBush) August 16, 2023
I see no issue
— Meg (@MeganRowland3) August 15, 2023