Instead of fantasy football, let’s play a game of fantasy horoscopes – here’s what I can see in my crystal ball for 2023.
As a consolation prize for losing the World Cup, England’s football manager is made a life peer in the New Year’s Honours List.
He will henceforth be known as Baron Southgate of Southgate in the London borough of Enfield. Critics dismiss the appointment as “Garethgate”, a vote-seeking stunt by the Tories.
