Woof. This is what the villagers look like in A Minecraft Movie, in case you still had any hope left for this one. I'm comfortable saying it's one of the worst still images from a film I've ever seen—many times more upsetting than the pre-delay Sonic face.
There does not exist a suitable crime in California's penal code to hold Warner Bros accountable for what it's doing with the Minecraft movie, so let's just call it sightcrime. I'm sad that a videogame film that should be a slam dunk on the scale of Sonic or Mario is showing all the charm of a moldy potato. I'm depressed at the thought that somebody sat at a desk for hours rendering these foreskin monstrosities.
