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Gareth Fullerton

Mid Ulster football club 'sign' Erling Haaland and Virgil van Dijk on transfer deadline day

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Lurgan Celtic announced two huge 'signings' on Tuesday, just as the January transfer window was about to close.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland and Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk will soon be strutting their stuff in the Mid Ulster League - if he can get in the Celtic team.

The Division 2 outfit made the comical announcements on Tuesday, with club official Gerard Campbell part of the deal to bring Van Dijk to Lurgan Park.

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